In Germany they have block schedule here, so I’ll just give
you the lay out and a few "details" of each class:
(*) means 2 hours
Monday:
*Deutsch - We’re reading the Geothe play “Faust”. I. Do. Not.
Understand.
*Physics - Let’s
not even go there, okay?
*Geography – Please, please, please, will you write
legibly?!
*Deutsch - This was supposed to be French class, but as I
don’t know any French at all, they gave me another German class . . .
. a seventh grade German class.
Tuesday:
Biology – I’m sorry, were you talking about something
important? I kinda fell asleep.
History – They should call this historical government
class
*English – my favorite class J
*Philosophy – Ummmmm . . . . yeah, okay.
Wednesday:
*P.E -
runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun JUMP! runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun
*Math – Doesn’t matter which country you’re in: math will
always be taught in alien language.
*Biology – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Thursday
Deutsch - okay, I
can do this. I can – crap, what did she just say???
History – what? When did that happen? Oh, wait, I
misunderstood. Nevermind.
English – thank God
Math -
nooooooooooooooo
Biology – not gonna fall asleep not gonna fall asleep not…..gonna……fall……a……..
Deutsch – not again!
*Physics – I don’t understand. Do you understand? No?
okay, let’s goof off J
Friday:
Deutsch – whatever. It's Friday!
English – omygod, I’m forgetting English. This is so embarrassing.
Everybody is going to think I’m stupid because I can’t speak my own language.
Omygod I’m going to be a mute! I’m languageless!
Math – Burst into flames Burst into flames Burst into
flames
*History – Huh, everybody’s reading . . . maybe I should try . . . nah.
*Art – So . . . . when are we going to draw? Because I’d
really like to improve my doodling skills for History class.
This totally cracked me up!! You have your grandmother's flare for writing combined with my style of humor.
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